Rain and Spring Water

I've had a day of catching water in buckets in my attic before it ruins the new drywall in my house. I hope they get this dang roof done soon! There's a strong line of thunderstorms just about to hit, so I'm waiting up until it's over with, it's 12:15 now. I'm flipping channels and found an amazing TV show. Rev. Pter Popoff is offering "miracle spring water" on TV! All I have to do is call the 1-800 number and I'll get a new larger vile of miracle spring water. According to the good Reverend God is a good of abundance and more and his spring water will heal me and bring complete prosperity. Well, I've got enough holy water coming in through my roof right now. Adios